They made a statue of us
And put it on a mountain top
Now tourists come and stare at us
Blow bubbles with their gum
Take photographs, have fun
Have fun

They'll name a city after us
And later say it's all our fault
Then they'll give us a talking to
Then they'll give us a talking to
'Cause they've got years of experience

We're living in a
Den of thieves
Rummaging for answers in the pages
We're living in a
Den of thieves
And it's contagious
And it's contagio-ah-us
And it's contagious
And it's contagio-ah-us

We wear our scarves just like a noose
But not 'cause we want eternal sleep
And though our parts are slightly used
New ones are slave labor you can keep

We're living in a
Den of thieves
Rummaging for answers in the pages
We're living in a
Den of thieves
And it's contagious
And it's contagio-ah-us
And it's contagious
And it's contagio-ah-us

They made a statue of us
They made a statue of us
The tourists come and stare at us
The sculptor's mama sends regards
They made a statue of us
They made a statue of us
Our noses have begun to rust

We're living in a
Den of thieves
Rummaging for answers in the pages
Were living in a
Den of thieves
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious